An Unwelcome Interruption (of Mass Importance)
Oh shit! PRESS RELEASE, etc. That Jobe fella got an employment. How will he be able to maintain a healthy work/life/blog balance? Especially since he won't have the opportunity to blog at work.
What the people on the street are saying (in soundbite form):
"Oh shit!"
"I don't think he can't possibly not manage to close his blog."
"With your new 'fat sack of cash' you will be spending a lot of time in Babe Territory [Population: 69]."
"I like grapes."
"Post more pictures of thrilling conclusions and outlandish pizzas."
What the people on the street are saying (in soundbite form):
"Oh shit!"
"I don't think he can't possibly not manage to close his blog."
"With your new 'fat sack of cash' you will be spending a lot of time in Babe Territory [Population: 69]."
"I like grapes."
"Post more pictures of thrilling conclusions and outlandish pizzas."
posted by Ben at 7:48 PM
2 Comments:
Dear Jobe
Fucking Holla! (Of Employment)
I hope your Job Title is:
EXECUTIVE GUNSHIP
Kind regards,
IOYC Executive Gunship
Now that you are busy with employment and all that other grown-up stuff, you will be requiring the assistance of a manager to manage you work/life/blog balance. I can be that manager.
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