Ladies Love Cool Jobe
I'll be completely up front with you on this. I don't get by on my looks, my money, my car, my skills in bed or my infallible humour. I "have" so many hotbabes because of the pick-up line I employ.
LET ME SET THE SCENE LIKE A WAITER SET A TABLE
I pick out a hotbabe I'm interested in (purely physical), stroll up, get in close, whisper in her ear the following:
"If you don't have sex with me I will molest a baby."
Works every time!
Now calm down! Calm! Down! Nwod mlac! Are we ready to proceed? Okay. It's not a bad thing! Not go freaking out on me man, it was just a little acid. The babies are too young to remember any of it so it's okay. They have no idea what's going on.